By the time that I arrived at the film festival
Many films had already been shown
I apologised for my lateness
But this was due to matters
Beyond my control
As my bus had been removed
From its resting site and I had had to walk
To make amends I have brought
The front passenger seat with me
Knowing that it would happily submit to interviews
I was offered a swanky Gatsby hotel
But was happy with a smaller establishment
With two modest and airy rooms
My interviews will be quite informal
Indeed it is likely that I will be holding
A cup of machine made coffee
And will start fiddling with the plastic spoon
As interviews tend to make me nervous
Especially in the South of France