All feminists have been fucked

Said the older actress to the ingenue

It is either that or eternal masturbation

Do not waste your time with politics

Your femininity will soon fade

If you swim against the tide

Take my advice and enjoy men

There are many good models out there

They can be tamed and brought under control

In a few short months and if you get bored

There are always plenty of dykes to love

The world is your oyster my dear

But never lose sight of your hidden pearl