My name is Mischa
I am currently working as car park attendant at The Open
It is a steady job even though it is temporary
Occasionally I see one the big names
They seem very nice
Up to five years ago I was an addict
And liked the idea of being dominated
This brought me into contact with the wrong people
And I still have a small scar on my back
As I was stabbed by a psychopath who claimed to be my friend
I find it hard to hold down a steady job
As I wear green tee shirts in my spare time
My name is Ralph
I was once a qualified accountant
But I fell into debt and committed fraud
Because of this and the amount involved
I was sent to prison for three years
You can guess that I find similar employment impossible
At present I am employed as a marshal
Who directs traffic at the main entrance to The Open
I also supervise six other people who in my view are not really interested
When I was in prison I began to take Holy Orders but let this fade
As I wear green tee shirts in my spare time
My name is Marie Ange
As you might guess I am from France
I work there as a actress although I have not been successful
My last film was called Titane which is French for titanium
It was a strange movie but I had a great time
At one stage the heroine who is also killer
Is impregnated by a car and finds that she is lactating black oil
I appear early in the movie and even have a few lines
The film I hope will be a success and I will be noticed
I hate this fucking job I hate golf and I hate my supervisor
Who is also a dyke and insists that I sleep with her
With promises of better opportunities
I am in a foreign country with little money
It was all my boyfriends fault he was such a cunt
I should have seen through him straight away
But I did not realise his intentions until it was too late
As I wear green tee shirts in my spare time