Please note that this poem has been censored as as SS Sisters do not wish to offend those less fortunate than ourselves
We were asked a question recently
A question
Yes
We get asked many questions
What was the question
How long had we been sisters
Really
What was your answer
We told the journalist that apart from the twenty-eight minutes that separated us
That we had been together all our lives
What a stupid fucking question
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I now live in Israel and Sally lives in Berlin
She is married to a German guy
Who is a great fuck
A great fuck
Yes
Explain
Of course
Thank you Sandra I know this is hard for you
Pause
Sandra glances at the camera
Her eyes are moist
When I broke up with Petra Green
Simon was kind to me
He bedded me every day for a week
Whilst Petra was working at the Cash n Carry
What did Sally think of the arrangement
She did not know
I will always be grateful to her
That was a low point in my life
Did you consider suicide
Frequently
What stopped you
I could not choose my method of suicide
There is so much choice
My producer took an overdose
But he was found in time and taken to hospital
Which was a mistake as he jumped from a sixth floor window
Ouch
Are you ok now
No
But we are so fucking famous
We are so fucking famous
That we are fucking famous
What is the name of your latest album
Fucking Famous
I see
I see that your song
628496
Has topped the charts in many countries
Has it
Yes
628496
Was the working title
Or so I am told
Was it always called 628496
No
Why
Because my sister felt uncomfortable with the title
Did you compromise
Yes
What is the new title
628496
I was told that my biggest failing was that I hated everyone
But the opposite is true
I hate ****** and ****** and I absolutely detest ******
But most of all I hate armadillos and other creatures
I reason is that if I loved everyone and everything that I would be heartbroken when they died
It is much easier to hate everything
As this negates mourning
You are not upset
You are in control of your emotions
It is a kind of love I suppose
I have never thought of it that way but yes
It is a form of love
HATE is a form of LOVE