Do you think that Jesus gives a shit about what we do in the bedroom 

And the bathroom 

And the bathroom 

And on the common near the ice cream hut 

And yes on the common near the ice cream hut and all the other places where we conduct ourselves badly 

Apart from Chislehurst Railway Station 

Yes apart from the railway station 

I still have a splinter in my arse my left cheek it is so sore 

Why do they use wooden benches 

I prefer the metal ones 

PAUSE

I have always believed that we are innocents Anna 

I agree 

Our physicality will not start wars at the worst we will stain the sheets 

I think that Jesus will enjoy our pleasures 

What do you think 

I think that you are right Anna

PAUSE

That said where do you think he stands on our her and her vibrators 

That is a difficult one Anna but by purchasing our vibrators we are pouring western money into sweatshops in the Far East 

And putting food on tables that would otherwise be bare 

So you are saying that we are good people 

In a way yes 

I think we are good people as apart from loving each other 

And Judith 

Yes and Judith 

And Jenny Lynn 

And Jenny Lynn 

And the beautiful Brazilian girl on the top floor 

Yes 

We are good people Anna 

We love each other and many others 

And bring happiness to all

We do nothing but good 

I think that Jesus likes the fact that we spread happiness and love 

And give gay girl tips to those less experienced than ourselves 

I think that Jesus approves on both counts 

PAUSE

Maybe a silly question Anna but do you think that is why we won our heavenly bathroom suite in the Daily Mail competition 

Maybe 

It is such a nice bathroom suite 

Yes it is more than perfect 

I agree 

I am so in love with our bathroom suite 

So am I 

In view of this do you think that we should send Jesus one of our naked selfies in the bath 

 

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