Virgin on the Baroque

Is a clothes shop in Huddersfield

I have never visited this shop

As I live in Littlehampton

This has left me at a slight disadvantage

As I have decided to write a poem about this shop

 

How Much Do You Love Your Friends

I have a dog that I have named

How Much Do You Love Your Friends

I do not think that the dog is aware of his name

As it ignores me when I tell it not to shit on the beach

I know that this is illegal but the last warden drowned himself

So I pay my imaginary fines promptly to an imaginary country

 

Soul Thought

The soul is quite lonely in some people

Whereas in others it is busier

Quite why is unclear

 

Soul Thought

I have given this much thought

And have not come up with an answer

 

Soul Thought

Although I have noted that some people

Never take the time to close their eyes

 

Monkey

If I had not found you and educated you

Then you would still be swinging around in the trees

So how do you thank me you just shit on my lawn