You will always be fond of me 

I represent to you all the sins 

You never had the courage to commit

 

I wrote this quote from dear Oscar on an envelope

As I crouched near your summer house

Shitting

You had fucked me off for many months with your snobbery

I know that you are the fucking mayor of this Godforsaken town

But you were in the trade always in the trade

 

I am thinking of sending classy pornography to your office

As I know that the mail room opens your mail

You did not know that did you

Thanks Bro

 

My dog will get the blame

It will not care

As as dogs go

It is very stupid

And does not give a fuck

 

I will argue with my neighbour

And say that Oscar

Is not like that at all

He only shits on walks

Perhaps it was a gypsy dog

You know what dirty fuckers they are

 

There will be an uneasy truce

Until I choose my next sin

It will be difficult but not impossible

I would shag his wife or daughter

But they are so fucking ugly

Fat fat fat fat fat

I would not insult my knob

Or my sensitive eyes

 

Maybe I will leave roadkill

In his swimming pool

And blame the local kids

 

I have not decided yet

Watch this space

 

 

Oscar x