As I rested between trains at Ramsgate Railway Station
I began to dream strange dreams about three frisky policemen
Acting like grown schoolboys on Platform Three
As my dream matured Jane told me that all the station loos
Were closed due to logging problems in the main building
A friendly porter then told her
That she could use the loos
On a stationary train
As she sat on the main train Jane
began to worry
that the plain train
was about to depart
but she need not have worried
as the driver had refused to take my bribe
My name is Gideon
But people call me Jerubbesheth for short