Hunstanton School Park Road is mainly rural in character
With the famous school at one end and the Wheat Fields of Michael at the other
For many years we lived in the station masters house near the level crossing
Both my parents were teachers and my sister and I received a thorough education
At the age of eighteen I went up to Oxford and Sissy followed me a year later
On the 28th of June last year I rescued a beautiful butterfly from a sticky spiders web
It was also the day that I finished my first book Walks in New Zealand which was published soon after
Sissy has also designed a computer game for those who are about to be hanged or shot
She has called this brightly coloured and noisy game
Kiss Me Fucking Quick Or I Will Haunt You Until You Die