West Country Doggerel

Early morning Fred

Left his sister

In her bed

Dead

And asked

Ted

To touch her head

And confirm her dead

Trowbridge Doggerel

Early morning Ted

Left her sister

In his bed

Dead

And asked

Ned

To touch her head

And confirm her dead

Westbury Doggerel

Early morning Ned

Left Sister Ted

In his bed

Red

And asked

Ned

To touch her head

And confirm her embarrassment