West Country Doggerel
Early morning Fred
Left his sister
In her bed
Dead
And asked
Ted
To touch her head
And confirm her dead
Trowbridge Doggerel
Early morning Ted
Left her sister
In his bed
Dead
And asked
Ned
To touch her head
And confirm her dead
Westbury Doggerel
Early morning Ned
Left Sister Ted
In his bed
Red
And asked
Ned
To touch her head
And confirm her embarrassment