Will and Jane went to the beach to search for strange pebbles

The pebbles did not think that they were strange

But thought Will and Jane strange

Due to the obscurity of their coastal pastime

 

Naked

A few years ago Will and Jane

Walked naked across a garage forecourt

They shopped naked and even cycled in the nude

But both wore pyjamas in bed

As the night breezes off of the sea

Were known to be rather cool

In Southern France