Tickets please

I hand my ticket to the ticket inspector

Have we plunged from the damaged viaduct yet 

Yes we passed it ten minutes ago 

I am fully awake

Have I walked 1000 miles 

Yes about ten minutes ago 

Does God speak to you in tunnels 

Yes 

What does he say 

He tells me to wear underwear 

I tell him that wearing underwear causes me to sweat and rashes follow 

Does he understand 

Not really he just advises that I wear cotton underwear 

He speaks to me also 

About underwear 

No 

He just told me to sit comfortably and close my eyes 

And did you do as he asked 

Yes 

And then 

I met you 

My name is Angela Reynard and I have not walked 1000 miles 

What is your name 

Outlaw