Tickets please
I hand my ticket to the ticket inspector
Have we plunged from the damaged viaduct yet
Yes we passed it ten minutes ago
I am fully awake
Have I walked 1000 miles
Yes about ten minutes ago
Does God speak to you in tunnels
Yes
What does he say
He tells me to wear underwear
I tell him that wearing underwear causes me to sweat and rashes follow
Does he understand
Not really he just advises that I wear cotton underwear
He speaks to me also
About underwear
No
He just told me to sit comfortably and close my eyes
And did you do as he asked
Yes
And then
I met you
My name is Angela Reynard and I have not walked 1000 miles
What is your name
Outlaw