Well that is not strictly true
As no famous Irish writers or poets
Have died here
I live in this small town
But I am not Irish
And I hate the taste of oysters
This said I consume
Five sandwiches each day
To aid my delicate constitution
Before I swim in the sea
I am the sole keeper of the wooden beach huts
And it is my job to ensure
That these structures are kept in pristine condition
Which is harder than it sounds
As people are so careless
And have little regard for Irish Literature