Rugby is a game for real men 

I know 

Unlike football 

Do you agree Jim 

Yes 

What do you like about rugby 

It is a mans sport 

But girls like the game too 

I am aware of that as at the game yesterday

I saw a girl with a mane of golden hair 

She was also very beautiful 

I thought her Swedish or German at  the very least 

But she was as English 

And spoke with a Home Counties accent

Did you speak to her 

No I was having a bad game 

In what way 

I received a yellow card 

Why 

For a high tackle 

What did you do 

When I could I looked at this beautiful girl 

Was she alone 

No 

There was a tall chap with her 

Was he her husband or boyfriend 

That was hard to tell 

But I do think that he was a poet