Rugby is a game for real men
I know
Unlike football
Do you agree Jim
Yes
What do you like about rugby
It is a mans sport
But girls like the game too
I am aware of that as at the game yesterday
I saw a girl with a mane of golden hair
She was also very beautiful
I thought her Swedish or German at the very least
But she was as English
And spoke with a Home Counties accent
Did you speak to her
No I was having a bad game
In what way
I received a yellow card
Why
For a high tackle
What did you do
When I could I looked at this beautiful girl
Was she alone
No
There was a tall chap with her
Was he her husband or boyfriend
That was hard to tell
But I do think that he was a poet