Is Mule your real name
No
Why are you called Mule
That is my nickname
What is your real name
I cannot remember
That is an unusual name
But why Mule
Because I am the offspring of a Jack and a Mare
My sister is called Hinny
A nickname
Yes as she is the offspring of a Jenny and a Stallion
But if you forgive me you look like a girl
It is a trick of the light
But I have known you for a number of years
I assure you that it is trick of the light
You have a female body
When we swam yesterday you looked like a woman
You had all the curves in the right places
I am a Mule I assure you Jim
Do you have a tail
Yes
But I did not see it yesterday
It does not like sea water
May I call you Margaret
If you like Margaret is a pretty name
Was my fathers name
Then I shall call you Maggie instead of Jim