There is a terracotta owl

Sitting in the back seat

Of my deux chevaux

It just stares at me

Morning noon and night

Which is a little worrying

As I do not drive

I have offered it food

But it does not answer me

Nor does it want a drink

Maybe I should change my name

From Jean Le Taxi

To Jeanne Le Taxi

Who knows

What are the correct procedures

When dealing with terracotta owls