There is a terracotta owl
Sitting in the back seat
Of my deux chevaux
It just stares at me
Morning noon and night
Which is a little worrying
As I do not drive
I have offered it food
But it does not answer me
Nor does it want a drink
Maybe I should change my name
From Jean Le Taxi
To Jeanne Le Taxi
Who knows
What are the correct procedures
When dealing with terracotta owls