I asked you to remove your clothes
And sit in front of the Acoustic sOund Mirror
This you did without complaint
I gave you one of my school exercise books
And asked you to write words in French
Souvent
Bientot
Jamais
Ici
La-bas
Encore
Au-dessus de
Derriere
Dessous
Entre
Ailleurs
En arriere
I read your random words and told you how much I loved you
You then threw your Laura Ashley dress in my direction
And told me that it was now mine to keep
Also as part of the offer
I would be able to marry the naked girl
Who was sitting at peace in front of
The Acoustic sOuund Mirror