Why is there a dwarf in my bed I ask
Oh China Blue Oh China Blue
I thought you liked TALL MEN
It is so unfair and so unlike you
I have a new job which is very dull
I superimpose false tractors
On to real landscapes
This is for the bottom end
Of the tea coaster market
My tractors are red grey
Blue and green
I must say that I take an interest
In this work as I rejected three tractors
Pink White and Lime
As they did not collaborate with
With the Dust Bowl landscapes
And because of this I was promoted
To the Combine Harvester Department
I start on the first day of April fair