Simon did I see you participating in the Boxing Day Swim
Yes
But you cannot swim and are terrified of water
I learnt to swim last summer
Do you swim well
No
So why did you participate in the charity swim
I wanted to see Mimsy K in her bikini
Why did you not spectate from the pier
I wanted her to notice me
Drown
Maybe
But I wanted her to notice me
Did she
No
Then it was a waste of time
Did she look good in her bikini
She was a goddess in the sea
Do you love her Simon
With a great passion
With a great passion my friend
Does she know that you love her
No I was just the thin guy in baggy shorts
I think that she is going steady with Mike Moore
I know I have seen them together
Are you jealous
Not in a million years
If Mimsy K is happy then I am happy
At least you have learnt to swim
I know
And seen Mimsy K in her bikini
Yes I have seen her in her bikini
And she has seen you in your baggy shorts
I do not think that she was aware that I was there
I noticed you in that mass of people
Why
Because you are my friend and I was wondering what you were doing there