I thought I saw
A llama and a trap
When taking a nap
During a holiday in Folkestone
Llamas and Alpacas
Many years ago on The Leas in Folkestone
Llamas could be seen pulling traps
Along the Upper Leas
Whilst Alpacas could only be seen pulling traps
Along the Lower Leas
This fact mystified me for many years
Until one day I was told that Alpacas
Suffer from acute Acrophobia
Whereas llamas do not suffer from this condition