For the last few years I have been suffering from a green disease

Which in short means that I turn green unless I take a daily bath

To this end I have employed Nurse Hill to bathe me each day

As I am unable to do so myself due to the restrictions of this trivial disease

At first I was a little modest maybe a little shy about my green body

That was until she shared my bath and put me totally at ease

It is only green skin and green hair she said to me quite gently

As I admired her pendulous breasts that seemed to enjoy a life of their own

My wife totally approves of this method of bathing and often join us in the tub

I suppose that I am a lucky man bathing naked with two beautiful women

But I do not think that our colours work together in certain seasonal lights

Yet I ignore this tricky issue as I have been totally colourblind since birth

Nurse Hill has brown hair collar and cuffs whereas Judy has golden hair all over

I used to be a black box blonde but now I am fully green skin and hair

My heart is green my lungs are green my blood runs green and my eyes are green

Yet after an hour long bath with Epsom Salts I am bright human and shiny again

After a nice cup of green tea Nurse Hill returns to her house next door

And Judy and I settle down to share a salad before watching television for an hour or so

I usually wake up green or light lime before I go for my daily jog in the valley

Nurse Hill is always waiting in the bathroom when I return water running towel in hand

With the help of my cat Ray she stirs the Epsom Salts briskly until they vanish

The repetitive nature of my green days used to worry me a great deal

That was until a friendly philosopher told me that green history

Repeats itself on a daily basis and twice on Sundays

 

 

JPJ 2022