One

Long before I met you Anna

I met this wonderful man

Who adopted me

As I was with child

His

No from a foolish one night stand

With a comedian

How long did it last

Until the first time I shared dinner with his family

That is sad what happened

His father was my gynaecologist

 

Two

What happened to the child

There never was a child

It was God’s joke on me

As I had been an utter bitch

To him during my nightly prayers