I have told you my story Anna

Do you have one for me

Yes I have but it is not really about me

Then who

It is about my brother

Phillip

Yes Phillip I only have one brother

I thought you had two

That is my sister Sissy

She looks like a man

Six foot tall and broad

I assure you she is a girl

As I used to borrow her summer dresses

To go hang gliding

Where is she now

She is a bouncer at Mother & Baby in the mall

You were telling me about Phillip

Yes it is a tragic story

He was a rather shy fellow

We used to share baths until I was 23

What happened did he make a pass or get a hard on

No nothing like that I just farted in the bath

Well what happened I am all ears

Do you remember he worked in a Harrogate hotel for while

It was before I met you but I have spoken about it

Well he met the girl of his wet dreams there

She was on holiday with her disabled mother

They clicked straight away and on the fateful evening

Had been kissing and touching whilst attending a Discover Christ function

Sadly they both had been drinking

And you know how the drink makes Phillip randy

Well he asked Pippa to go back to her room

Undress and wait for a night of love

This she did and after a piss he went upstairs

What happened

He was so fucking pissed that he went to the wrong room

69 instead of 96

And fucked her mum

How dreadful

What did the mum think

I do not really know but Phillip is hung like a horse

So I imagine she enjoyed it

It is not everyday that an Ironside gets fucked

And Phillip

That is a sad tale as you might be aware

When he woke up with a banging hangover

The first thing he saw was her wheelchair

He fled in terror and fell naked down the stairs of the hotel

And spent a week in hospital

Is that why he is now a Man of the Cloth

Exactly as he is still waiting for God to forgive him

But really God does not give a fuck

What did Pippa make of this whole charade

It was to her advantage you know

Explain

I forgot to tell you that I also worked in the hotel and met Pippa later that evening

We clicked and as you might call it fucked the night away

She had found her true meaning

Cunt not cock

We were only woken up when poor Phillip fell down the stairs

Which was good as I was on duty that morning

And Pippa

She now works for the National Trust digging and designing ditches