I have told you my story Anna
Do you have one for me
Yes I have but it is not really about me
Then who
It is about my brother
Phillip
Yes Phillip I only have one brother
I thought you had two
That is my sister Sissy
She looks like a man
Six foot tall and broad
I assure you she is a girl
As I used to borrow her summer dresses
To go hang gliding
Where is she now
She is a bouncer at Mother & Baby in the mall
You were telling me about Phillip
Yes it is a tragic story
He was a rather shy fellow
We used to share baths until I was 23
What happened did he make a pass or get a hard on
No nothing like that I just farted in the bath
Well what happened I am all ears
Do you remember he worked in a Harrogate hotel for while
It was before I met you but I have spoken about it
Well he met the girl of his wet dreams there
She was on holiday with her disabled mother
They clicked straight away and on the fateful evening
Had been kissing and touching whilst attending a Discover Christ function
Sadly they both had been drinking
And you know how the drink makes Phillip randy
Well he asked Pippa to go back to her room
Undress and wait for a night of love
This she did and after a piss he went upstairs
What happened
He was so fucking pissed that he went to the wrong room
69 instead of 96
And fucked her mum
How dreadful
What did the mum think
I do not really know but Phillip is hung like a horse
So I imagine she enjoyed it
It is not everyday that an Ironside gets fucked
And Phillip
That is a sad tale as you might be aware
When he woke up with a banging hangover
The first thing he saw was her wheelchair
He fled in terror and fell naked down the stairs of the hotel
And spent a week in hospital
Is that why he is now a Man of the Cloth
Exactly as he is still waiting for God to forgive him
But really God does not give a fuck
What did Pippa make of this whole charade
It was to her advantage you know
Explain
I forgot to tell you that I also worked in the hotel and met Pippa later that evening
We clicked and as you might call it fucked the night away
She had found her true meaning
Cunt not cock
We were only woken up when poor Phillip fell down the stairs
Which was good as I was on duty that morning
And Pippa
She now works for the National Trust digging and designing ditches