No matter how hard I tried
I could not make a sausage roll
Recipes came and recipes went with no success
Until my sister sissy sissy sissy had an idea
That was to write a long fan letter
To Pierre of the Ambiguities
This I did and he replied within a week
He suggested that I meet him in Oslo
And later in Bremen where we purchased
Sausages from eighteen countries red and green
He took me to the top of a black blue hill
Where we cooked these international sausages
Until they were ready for their flaky coats
Then to my immediate surprise he released
All but two of the blue black sausages
And from that great day forward
I knew how to make a sausage roll
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