I am a woman of summer years
But I am very independent
And I like travelling on my own
I do not want a needy guy in tow
As he will try to run to his day
And gradually take over my travel
Girls can be complete bitches
And we tend to fall out very quickly
That leaves me at an advantage
And at a disadvantage to an extent
As I am very beautiful woman and guys
Tend to hover near me like flies
Around a shit on a hot sticky day
My solution was so simple as to be elliptical
It was easy and was suggested in a book
Change your name it works every time
So even before I stepped on a train
I changed my name from Anna to
I am heavy with child and fucked off with life
So when a guy starts chatting me up and asks my name
I tell him it is not Anna Madeline Smith but
I am heavy with child and fucked off with life
The guys smile and look at my belly
Sometimes they buy me a coffee or a tea
But they always fuck off looking for somebody else
Women are slightly harder to get rid of as they tell me
That they will be with me each step of the way
And that they will hold my hand on the special day
I am working out ways to try to be rid of them
And apart from saying Fuck Off you Lessie Bitch
I have not yet thought of anything suitable
I only fuck men hung like horses is a possibility
But my knowledge of equine genitalia is rather lacking
So I have put this one on a back shelf and maybe in a box
To Be Continued
From Travelling on Trains by Anna & Anna