I have a Norwegian cousin
She lives in Stoke
Her name is Liv
She is mild mannered
And quite beautiful
As most Norwegians are
I have never met her
As I live in Western Australia
My name is David
I am also mild mannered
Tall and good looking
As many Australians are
We correspond frequently
And exchange photographs
Of ourselves reading Therese Raquin
It is our favourite novel by far
And we have named our cats
Thérèse et Laurent ont tué Camille