I have a Norwegian cousin

She lives in Stoke

Her name is Liv

She is mild mannered

And quite beautiful

As most Norwegians are

 

I have never met her

As I live in Western Australia

My name is David

I am also mild mannered

Tall and good looking

As many Australians are

 

We correspond frequently

And exchange photographs

Of ourselves reading Therese Raquin

It is our favourite novel by far

And we have named our cats

Thérèse et Laurent ont tué Camille