I lived in Weston Super Mare until I was twelve
And then my father changed his job
And we moved to Stoke on Trent
Which saddened me as all of the sudden
I had no friends left in the muddy milk sea
Before we left I had been a member
Of a marine blue fish choir red
And learnt many many sea shanties
Word for word fish by fish gull by gull
These were my happy younger years
Things changed when we moved to the Mid Lands
And I soon turned to crime as an enforcer on the streets
I have been in prison for the last eight years
As I killed two men in a gangland hit and run
I mentioned my choir in court but this only increased my sentence
The sea the sea is far far away and no fish can be found nearby
And I spend all my time reading about the sea and the golden gulls anointed
I have another ten years to serve behind these red brick walls
But I am planning to escape as I have fallen in love with my prison visitor
She too used to sing in choir that comprised of Puffins Crabs and Blood Black Gulls