I was looking through my photographs recently
And found one that immediately mystified me
It was a blurred shot of a tit in profile
Against a brightly illuminated background
It had been recorded on my camera during the last year
But I have no memory of taking this photograph
And to be truthful I have not been in the company
Of topless women as this might distract me
From my job as a curate here in Glastonbury
I have placed this photo on my online account
And the church has graciously let me use theirs
If this is a photograph of your tit then please contact me
So that I may hand over the copyright and also apologise
For my careless approach when photographing the light