I am an unnamed actress

I was born in France

I am quite popular

As I am rather beautiful

In a French manner

Many men and women

Want to see me naked

Which is very nice

But this is only ever

Going to be a desire

As although I am no prude

I do not do nude scenes

In my movies or on stage

This is written into my contract

Recently the French magazine Lui

Asked me to pose for the summer issue

I immediately agreed to pose on my beach

As long as my favourite rocks were included

I am very fond of these coloured rocks

Which are at the bottom of my path

They offered me a great deal money

And a substantial donation to my favourite charity

But I still refused unless my rocks were included

The magazine then gave in and I posed for the photographs

I was completely unclothed behind my coloured rocks

Everybody was naked and we swam afterwards

It was a day that was enjoyed by everyone present

The summer issue was published yesterday and has proved popular

And the coloured rocks at the bottom of my garden path

Have already received a number of substantial film offers

Which is good for me as I have decided to take a ten year sabbatical

 

My name is Else S