I am an unnamed actress
I was born in France
I am quite popular
As I am rather beautiful
In a French manner
Many men and women
Want to see me naked
Which is very nice
But this is only ever
Going to be a desire
As although I am no prude
I do not do nude scenes
In my movies or on stage
This is written into my contract
Recently the French magazine Lui
Asked me to pose for the summer issue
I immediately agreed to pose on my beach
As long as my favourite rocks were included
I am very fond of these coloured rocks
Which are at the bottom of my path
They offered me a great deal money
And a substantial donation to my favourite charity
But I still refused unless my rocks were included
The magazine then gave in and I posed for the photographs
I was completely unclothed behind my coloured rocks
Everybody was naked and we swam afterwards
It was a day that was enjoyed by everyone present
The summer issue was published yesterday and has proved popular
And the coloured rocks at the bottom of my garden path
Have already received a number of substantial film offers
Which is good for me as I have decided to take a ten year sabbatical
My name is Else S