There is only one thing worse than a hot day
What is that Anna
A fat person on a hot day
Waddling and sweaty
On the street
It is worse than seeing
An ugly person
Staring at your beauty
And wishing you dead
Who said that Anna
Jasmine Tea
She did not exactly say that
What do you mean
She thought it
How would you know of her thoughts
Outlaw told me
Outlaw is in Peru
He is in Lima
Lucy Lima
Lucky Lima
Anna
Have you ever seen Outlaw naked
No
Have you
Yes
When
About a year ago
Where
In his shower
Why did you do that
Equality Anna Equality
Confused
He often writes about us naked and sometimes fucking
Yes
I thought that I would see him naked
So I hid myself in a cupboard
In the wet room and waited for him to shower
What is he like
He is hung like a zither
Really
I almost came on the spot
How did you manage to control yourself
I could not find a spot in the wet room cupboard
Does he know
Yes
How
He is our creator he knows everything
What did he say
Nothing apart from he cares little about nudity
It is only skin and hair
So
So
But there is something special about Outlaw’s body
That being
He has a large scar near his hip
Really what happened
He was evasive at first but I blackmailed him
How
I said I would tell the world about his fetish
Fetish
He likes to see underarm hair on women
Really
But the woman has to be beautiful
Otherwise it is just gross
Why do you think I have hairy pits
I have never thought about it
Did he tell you how he got the scar
Yes
Well how
He was born a conjoined twin
WHAT
A conjoined identical twin
REALLY
Where does his twin live
At present upstairs in our spare room
TEA BAG
SHHHHH
Yes Tea Bag is Outlaw’s identical twin
Does she have a scar
I would imagine so
What does she look like
She is smaller that Outlaw but not that short possibly about 1.75
How tall is Outlaw
1,85 I believe
Unlike Outlaw she is quite dark
As if she originated from Southern Europe
Is she beautiful
Very
So why has Outlaw kept her a secret
Fuck knows
Is she mad
She is the same as you and I
Is she a gay girl
Not as far as I can see
But Outlaw is not gay is he
Is she English
Of course she is
Really Anna you can be so vacant sometimes
Fuck you Anna
Then why is she in such a state
That is for us to find out
Is it because Outlaw is in Lima
Possibly
Is she jealous
Of what
Lima