Andre lived an uncomplicated life next to the beach
With his girlfriend Sonia and their two cats
His immediate prospects were quite rosy
As his painting were selling well after the exhibition
And then the spaceship landed near the jetty
The travellers invited Andre and Sonia
To join them on their odyssey through time and space
Sonia was worried about the cats
But was assured that they would return
Within the hour if not sooner
And that is what happened
They left at five to three and returned
At ten to three which caused a few complications
As Andre was paid twice for each of his paintings
When he asked about this he was assured that all was in order
As they now lived on both on earth and parallel earth
Sonia found she had four cats instead of two
And the clocks were running in reverse during the morning hours
In time they both grew used to this distortion and indeed grew fond
Of its complications and sly distortions blue black and red
Andre lived an uncomplicated life next to the beach
With his girlfriend Sonia and their two cats
His immediate prospects were quite rosy
As his painting were selling well after the exhibition
And then the spaceship landed near the jetty
The travellers invited Andre and Sonia
To join them on their odyssey through time and space
Sonia was worried about the cats
But was assured that they would return
Within the hour if not sooner
And that is what happened
They left at five to three and returned
At ten to three which caused a few complications
As Andre was paid twice for each of his paintings
When he asked about this he was assured that all was in order
As they now lived on both on earth and parallel earth
Sonia found she had four cats instead of two
And the clocks were running in reverse during the morning hours
In time they both grew used to this distortion and indeed grew fond
Of its complications and sly distortions Sue Mack and Ted