Phoebe the Fascist


My father is a wonderful man who was born English and bred English

One can rely on him in all circumstances as he always has an answer

He dies not care for queers and blacks but still has raised thousands for charities

Some say that he is out of his time and and has old fashioned views but I know him

He is a warm and kind man and I am proud to be his eldest daughter and friend

 

My father has an incredibly creative mind and has written many books of poetry

This poem is typical of his later more mature style but he is often attacked in print

He brushes this off as the loathings of the stupid and does not give these criticisms house room

We own a number of residences worldwide which I often visit with my mother and sister

My father is not ashamed of being rich as he considers that weaker minds deserve their like rewards