I am a lazy fellow who spends much of his time

Near his own swimming pool

Or the swimming pools of his many friends

It is an almost dreamlike existence

Swimming and sunbathing

But also enjoying the bare breasts of the women present

 

And here it ends for me as I am now beginning to question God’s purpose

Unlike most other parts of the human body which have a lifetime’s use

Female breasts are only used for twenty to thirty years

And sometimes not at all should the woman remain childless

Some men see them as objects of desire whilst others just think of their mothers

This desire is obviously programmed into the decaying minds of most men by God

But what was his purpose or is it just an elaborate joke

Some men like bums whereas others like the female cunt

Yet both have a dual purpose neither of which can be described as erotic

Unless you are gross and perverted as sadly some men are

I am a simple guy and like to think that I am a breast man like most other men

We are not controversial and are happy to share them

 

From my vantage on this sunbed I can see the breasts of five of my female friends

Jilly Billie Tilly  Sissy and Issy

They are happy for me to see them and are comfortable with their own exposure

And even if they think about it at all

I would not think that they are considering God’s humours

As I tend to do and really are just chasing a deserved freedom and a decent tan

Perhaps I should come down from my lofty perch and begin to enjoy life for what it is

Otherwise I can in my future years see myself becoming a priest

 

 

Outlaw