I am a lazy fellow who spends much of his time
Near his own swimming pool
Or the swimming pools of his many friends
It is an almost dreamlike existence
Swimming and sunbathing
But also enjoying the bare breasts of the women present
And here it ends for me as I am now beginning to question God’s purpose
Unlike most other parts of the human body which have a lifetime’s use
Female breasts are only used for twenty to thirty years
And sometimes not at all should the woman remain childless
Some men see them as objects of desire whilst others just think of their mothers
This desire is obviously programmed into the decaying minds of most men by God
But what was his purpose or is it just an elaborate joke
Some men like bums whereas others like the female cunt
Yet both have a dual purpose neither of which can be described as erotic
Unless you are gross and perverted as sadly some men are
I am a simple guy and like to think that I am a breast man like most other men
We are not controversial and are happy to share them
From my vantage on this sunbed I can see the breasts of five of my female friends
Jilly Billie Tilly Sissy and Issy
They are happy for me to see them and are comfortable with their own exposure
And even if they think about it at all
I would not think that they are considering God’s humours
As I tend to do and really are just chasing a deserved freedom and a decent tan
Perhaps I should come down from my lofty perch and begin to enjoy life for what it is
Otherwise I can in my future years see myself becoming a priest
Outlaw