Anna where have you been

Outlaw’s house

Why

Because I wanted to read his diary

I did not know that he kept one

Neither did I until I found it

Is there much in it

Not really

He keeps a record of the miles he has walked

Is he a keen walker

No

He just keeps a record of his miles

Does he do many

Quite a few

Last year he walked 1003 miles and so far this year he has waked over 500 miles

Wow

He is just driven

Anything else

Only fashion tips

Fashion tips

Yes he considers himself a fashionista

Really

I think he is pretentious

Read me a few

It is mostly about colours and how they work together

He also has written an interesting comment about how to expose flesh and not be vulgar

 

If you have long legs then this puts you at an advantage against women who have shorter legs although at the same time it causes you more problems

If you wear a shortened skirt then this will dominate and possibly detract from what you are trying to achieve

The secret is to wear a modest skirt that is cut to expose a certain amount of leg when you move

It must not be cut too high as this can be vulgar

If you have moderately tanned legs this will help

Never use fake tans

 

And then he goes on to talk about how colours work with complexions and how it is important that you consider your hair and its colour as this is where many mistakes are made

It their anything else

Yes and this one amuses me

Then I shall smile Anna

Outlaw in his penultimate entry discusses nipples

Nipples

Yes nipples and how they can be used to enhance ones style

 

I quite often see women wearing quite sheer blouses with their bras clearly visible

This is a common mistake as one should avoid wearing bras when wearing gossamer blouses

That is easy for me to say as a man as such exposure may cause unwelcome comments

The secret is to wear a vest under the blouse again without a bra so that your modesty is preserved

But there is another way that if you like to feel liberated under your blouse that you can make your nipples work for you without sending out the wrong messages

This is to wear a slightly less sheer blouse that at first glances hides your nipples but hints at the shadow of your areola as this can be quite sensuous if correctly done

The golden rule is to be subtle

Sadly not all women can get away with this as the size of their breasts and the darkness and size of their nipples can be restrictive

 

He then rattles on about summer dresses

Do you know that the thing that fucks me off about Outlaw is his total male arrogance

He thinks he knows a great deal about everything

But he is limited as he adores beauty so much he ignores the ordinary

In his world plain or ugly women do not exist

There is nothing above size sixteen within his gaze

His male gaze

That is why he writes this tripe

He wants to own women under the guise of pretending to liberate them

Do you think he gets off on it

Not in the way that you think but yes I think it brings him great pleasure

His pen has made us both beautiful and we wear nice clothes

He owns us both Anna

Just as he owns Jasmine Tea and Lima

If you scrape his surface he is a grade one prick

Is he still in Peru

Yes

Are you writing his fictions

Some of them

That will fuck him off

Possibly

But you know that he likes games his poetry and fictions are full of them

I think our rebellion will amuse him

I hope so as I do not want to end up in the waste basket or worse still be deleted

He will not do that as we are his beautiful dolls

He collects them

What does he collect

Dolls

Outlaw collects dolls

That is an unusual hobby

It is not a hobby

Outlaw is a collector

He collects beautiful things

That is why he created us

He collected us

That is why I believe we are quite safe

Anna

Yes

What is this

That is an account of a minor accident he had shortly before he went to Peru

 

I am not normally a careless chap but I do take chances

Today whilst in a country park I came upon a bridge that had been fenced off because it was fragile

Judging by the state it was in it had been derelict for a number of years

It was then that I realised that I was walking in the wrong direction

So I decided to cross this small wooden bridge

The stream beneath had dried up due to the heat and the banks were tangled blackberry bushes

I had nearly achieved my crossing when part of the bridge gave way causing me step into a small blackberry bush

It lacerated my right leg slightly (as I was wearing shorts) and I also received a cut to my wrist

 

Is that why there is blood on his diary

I would imagine so

Poor Outlaw

Stupid Outlaw I would say

It was fenced off for a reason

Outlaw is a typical man

He has a brilliant mind and writes well

But occasionally he lacks basic common sense

Anna

Yes

Are you going to return his diary as Tea Bag is coming back tomorrow

I will but I am going to copy out some of his fashion tips as he does have an eye

May I share them as I think that there is something for everyone included

Anna

Yes

Have you written this fiction

Yes with the exception of the fashion tips and the account of the accident

How long is it

1003