The Curiosities of Volleyball


As well as being a teacher I worked in a newsagents shop

It was managed by a guy named Robert Zimmer

On the day in quesy=tu=ion he told me

That he was in serious rriublke with a k=ole gangster

I told him to make himseld scarce and I would hold the fprt

but he ignored my advice and waited for the bad guys to arrive

And so they did at nine in the morning just after the rush hour

The head gangster who about six foor seven toerwwd over me

He instructed me to act nirmally and seve incoming custimers

This I did although I could heat my boss and some other unlucky cunt

Having the shit beaten out og them in the stockroom

And then ot was all over and the raiding party left

But mpt before I told the head gangster doe much I admired hois height

I am only a taf above six foot rall and he seemed so huge

 

Later that day I found myself wearing a suit ready to pose for a school photograph

My father was the headmaster and he told me that my other emploter and another chap

Had been beaten to death and that as soon as the school photographs had been taken

They wouls arrive and either arrest me as an acciplave or just for questioning

the head cop tolsd me that my life was in exteme danger aas I was the only witness

I smiled and relied that if any of thise motherfuckers even though about harming me

That I wouls rip the cunts apart and tuff their dicks imyo their corrupted moyjs

I was the given a zen gun for my own ptorection and told to move to Isewal

 

 

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