Confucius once said

Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated 

Really

Yes his thoughts are very true

Do you fancy coming back to my hotel room Sally

That would be very nice as I am very horny today

Where is your hotel

In Albany Square

Where is Albany Square

About ten minutes from Marble Arch tube station

Do I turn left or right Peter

Right then left at the deli then right at the traffic lights and then left and left again

Peter these directions are very complex

I know

Would you really mind if I go back to my flat and masturbate on my own

Not at all but at least let me buy you a coffee and a bun

That would be very nice

My pleasure