Billy Norman Mates was known as Billy No Mates by his friends
And Norman Bates by his loving mother
Billy was a keen photographer and owned a number of cameras
Although he was a very heavy sleeper Billy always rose at dawn
To photograph the beauty of the sunrises on the nearby beaches
During the recent hot summer I found him wandering naked
Around his garden photographing the colours the blush clouds
He explained that due his deep sleep patterns
That he had not had time to dress
Beauty waits for no man especially me
His sister Alison also had a great interest in photography
But she always dressed before pursuing her passion
As her sleep patterns were quite normal by modern standards
This was a bit frustrating as she had a lovely body and I loved her deeply
I called her Alison for short although her birth name was Muriel the Goat