Billy Norman Mates was known as Billy No Mates by his friends

And Norman Bates by his loving mother

Billy was a keen photographer and owned a number of cameras

Although he was a very heavy sleeper Billy always rose at dawn

To photograph the beauty of the sunrises on the nearby beaches

 

During the recent hot summer I found him wandering naked

Around his garden photographing the colours the blush clouds

He explained that due his deep sleep patterns

That he had not had time to dress

Beauty waits for no man especially me

 

His sister Alison also had a great interest in photography

But she always dressed before pursuing her passion

As her sleep patterns were quite normal by modern standards

This was a bit frustrating as she had a lovely body and I loved her deeply

I called her Alison for short although her birth name was Muriel the Goat