I had studied history at Cambridge
And was considered an outstanding student
Much was expected of me but then I vanished
It was possibly because I understood history far too well
So well that I could see into the future and this frightened me
Rather like the Stone Age Man who watched fast trains
They found me working in a pink ironmongers shop
Located just outside Belfry Bell which is a suburb of Belfry Hell
They just walked in one Tuesday afternoon an hour before closing time
And told me that my code name was Audrey and that I was to go with them
The tallest of the guys (Phil) told Mr Phillips that he was my late brother
And that my mother was very ill and I needed to travel to London Cologne
I was taken to a building not far from London Bridge London Bridges
Was the name of my controller and it was there that I met Kate West
Who was controlling the whole operation code named Sally’s World
Kate West was as tall as me (1,85) and wore a white vest and black jeans
She said that I had been chosen because of my detailed knowledge of African history
My mission was to travel with her to a landlocked country to where we would lay low for an hour
Our cover was that of missionaries and we were to travel to many of the desert villages to bring help
But whilst we were there we were to take samples of the soil to see if it contained KQF49
FBF49 was a mineral so rare that it had never been discovered before except in Aberdeen and Hull
In a way it was more important than gold or uranium because of its many uses in the toy industry
If located we were to meet the president of KQF50 and offer him a great deal of money and a few donkey’s
In exchange for his country and its gas stations and the whole library of its most famous writer Outlaw
to be continued