Why are you crying Anna
Is it the Queen
No
Can I help
Not really
Then I will leave you alone
Please stay
It is silly
What is silly
I am crying over someone I have never met
Jean-Luc Godard is dead
How awful I know how much he meant to you
I studied his films at college
If anybody does I knew his movies
And because of that I felt that I knew him
I am so angry so fucking angry
All my heroes are dying around me
First Brando then Marie Laforet and now Godard
I am now a girl without heroes
And I want revenge on those I despise
I want to take one of Penelope’s weapons
And blast the cunts I hate into the next world
I am so angry so fucking angry
Have you chatted to Outlaw as he is writing this shit
What does he know
Ask him if he has any heroes
I have
What did he say
He said his hero was the chap in the bathroom mirror in the morning
That’s typical of him
Have you any heroes Anna
I have one
Just one
Yes one
Pray tell
It is Jesus Christ as I know that I will never lose him
You may have a point Anna
I am just a stupid bitch
Such a stupid bitch
Do you still pray Anna
Sometimes when I am scared
What about you
Every night
Really
Yes
What do you pray for
The usual things
It was more about my Daddy recently
And my prayers are being slowly answered
He is walking slowly now
Baby steps
Yes baby steps
In some ways you make me laugh Anna
Thank you for sharing that
Sorry I did not mean it that way
I am so sorry Anna I am so clumsy but you confuse me sometimes
You are so tender and generous and loving but you are so angry
I feel that you are colder than Penelope
It would not take much for you hurt someone badly
I am aware of that
Do you want to know something that I have never shared with anybody
Not even Outlaw
Fuck Outlaw
It happened over ten years ago when I was arrested at a demo
What did you do
I punched a policewoman on the nose
Why
Because she hurt me
Were you prosecuted
Very much
What happened
I was asked why I did it
What did you say
I said that I punched her because she not beautiful
If I was to be arrested I wanted to be arrested by a beautiful policewoman
I bet that went down well
It did
What did they do
They kept me in the slammer for hours on end
I was on at the time and the cop supervising the cells kept watching me
What a cunt
Did you report him
No
Why
I just left my bloody rags on the floor of the cell
He told me to pick them up and you can guess what I told him to do
It was only later when I was being interviewed by a human policewoman that I realised that I was being profiled
Really
She was writing carelessly on a pad and did not realise that I could read upside down
What did she write
The usual shit
But then I saw something that interested me and I challenged her
What did she write
That I had psychopathic tendencies
WHAT
Did you rip her apart
No I agreed with her
Really why
Because I had realised from my youngest days that I had a temper
When I got into fights at school I wanted to rip my enemy apart
I wanted to kill them
There was a fat girl called Alice Munro who was jealous of my beauty so she bullied me until one day I slammed a brick into her face and kicked her down a set of stairs
What happened to you
They made me a head girl
Seriously
The cops were called
I was expelled from the school
And then
Nothing
Daddy pulled a few strings and made me apologise to the fat bitch
Did you
Yes
Did you like doing it
Very much
Why
Because I wore my prettiest dress and made myself look so beautiful
I was really stunning
When she came to the door with her nose in plaster I almost laughed
She was so gross and ugly and I was so beautiful
So fucking beautiful
Did you apologise
Through gritted teeth yes
Was that the end of the problem
More or less
So it did not end there
Were you prosecuted
No I was too young
I was warned by the cops
Did you look pretty
No Daddy said that I should be plainly dressed
And it worked
But that was not the end of it as I felt violated
Anna what did you do
I waited three months or so and then made my move
What did you do
I shit in their flower beds or rather I shit into their wonderful flowerbeds
Why the flowerbeds
Because her father loved his garden
Were you caught
No I was suspected but I had told mummy that I had a guts ache and went to bed that evening
I waited to the coast was clear and made my move
My alibi was watertight and it was soon blamed on the local pikeys
Anna what happened to you when you punched the policewoman
Not much even though I expected to go to prison
It turned out that the local television station had been filming the demo and it was evident that the cops were using rough house tactics
Were you filmed
No but my brief made mincemeat of the prosecution as they could not provide any evidence to prove it was actually me who broke the cows nose
Even though you mentioned it at the cop shop
I said I was joking and tried to come across as a shallow upper class bitch
Which although undesirable is not a crime
The case did not even make it out of the magistrates court
It seemed someone had pulled strings once more
You father
Right first time
Do you think that you have psychopathic tendencies Anna
Possibly
I have not really thought about it
I have anger issues yes but whether the former is true is open to debate
Do you know something I feel better after chatting to you
I feel less angry
I still feel sad but I have rested my ghosts
Coffee
Yes
And then you can tell me one of your fun facts
Okay
The French word Deux can have two meanings in English
Those being
Obviously two
But it can also mean of them
Anna is Penelope in
No
Why do you ask
Because a dictator has been assassinated somewhere
Do you think that she is involved
Possibly
One day she will bite off more than she can chew
Anna it seems that the assassin was shot dead by the security forces
They say it was a woman