I am so fucking bored Anna
We have been told to stay in
As this is the last place connected with Penelope
They know that Penelope stayed here
Do you know what I think
That the coast is clear and if we went out nothing would happen to us
Obviously they have checked the beach and I am aware on an exclusion zone out to sea
Even the crabbing boats are banned something about a wartime bomb
Anna I have been given a mission
A mission
Yes
What kind of mission
I have been told to travel to Ipswich
Why
To lay a false trail
The thinking is that I will be followed by one of the goons
And he will suppose that Penelope is hiding in Ipswich
Once there the goon will be intercepted
Do they know how many are chasing Penelope
According to Outlaw they work in pairs
That leaves only one
He or she could be anywhere
Penelope has fucked off some serious people
Her hit had ruled the country with an iron fist for over ten years
He was incredibly well protected but a nun found a chink in the security
It seems like a suicide mission
In a way it was as Penelope was working to a very tight schedule
Normally she works from afar but this needed to be a close in hit
That was why she was wounded as she fell down a set of stairs
But what of the body displayed
Penelope did not just kill the president she took out two of the security guys also
Guys
One was a woman and that is who they displayed for propaganda purposes
It must have been a near thing
It was and Penelope only survived because of the precise advance planning
Where was she hit
In the area around her hip
She had such lovely hips
It is no time to get wet Anna
As I was saying she escaped via an old wartime tunnel
Wow
Outlaw was there as he was in charge of the second phase escape
Is he writing this
Do you think that I would write this shit
As I was saying he dragged her through the tunnel and hid her on a simple fishing boat
This was not noticed and she was soon on a Red Cross plane that flew out of the country
Whilst the idiots in charge were still in a state of chaos
It was only later due to a local link and previous intelligence that Penelope was traced here
Even though the tyrants country was chaotic the paymasters were on the ball
It was planned to be Penelope’s last hit as her cover was blown
Will she ever return to Wellington Parade
That is very doubtful
I take it that she is still in Ramsgate
Yes but she will need surgery
But it is too dangerous to move her at present
Is her life in danger from the wound
No but unless she is operated on pronto she will have a serious limp
What I am supposed to do whilst you are in Ipswich
Outlaw wants you to get captured
Outlaw can fuck off
Outlaw is not going to fuck off Anna
You will have to play your part Anna
Otherwise these fictions will implode
What do you want me to do
Change your name to Saul Green
WHAT
I am asking you to change your name to Saul Green
Why
Because that is Penelope’s code name
They will most probably shoot me on the spot
Not if they think that you are Penelope
To kill you would achieve nothing
They might torture me or worse
They will not as they want to turn you
Turn me what do you mean
They want to recruit you as you are so good
A double agent
In one
What about Penelope’s wound
They know that she was hurt but are not really aware that she was shot
The fall might have caused the injury
I do not even look like Penelope
Outlaw what are you doing this is fucking shit
You have read too much James Bond
It is not James Bond Anna
Yes it is
Penelope is a fictional character Anna is a fictional character and so am I
You could delete us quite easily
Then I will
What about the poison Outlaw
Delete me and you will slowly fade
Nothingness Outlaw nothingness
Fuck you Outlaw
You make your choice
I want to live here in peace with Anna
If Penelope wants to live nearby then that is fine with me
But no bang bangs and good guys and bad guys it is so fucking childish
You can watch us like the sick voyeur you are
But cut all this shit as Anna and I just want to live here in peace
We want to sit at our beach table and enjoy the seasons
Anna go fuck yourself I know your game
Fuck you Outlaw enjoy eternity
Anna
Outlaw
Stop fighting
Outlaw you were not poisoned and there is no antidote
I thought as much
Anna I am going to delete you
Go ahead arsehole
Outlaw if you delete Anna then you will have to delete me
Think about it as you are in love with both of us and we bring an income in
You will starve without us
Are you sure about the poison
Yes it was an invention
I am well
Yes
Really
Yes
Anna this is for you and you only and not the bitch
As we speak I am melting the delete button with my lighter
I will not be able to use it
Thank you Outlaw
We need to be friends
I agree I wish more people were like you as you are the perfect character
Where is Anna
I do not know
Bring her back Outlaw
Please bring her back