This is our four hundred and ninety-sixth newsletter

And I am so pleased to release it at last

Many of you have seen me

Around the village recently

Deflowering your wives and girlfriends

And what fun I am having

With their wet and dripping cunts

But I have taken time out

From all this endless fucking and sucking

To give you some exciting news

Hold your breath my friends

The great news is that the Bishop

Is visiting our village on the 28th

And I for one cannot wait

For him to put his hands down my trousers

It is a great honour for Brent Bridge

To receive this perverted cunt

And I am sure that you will share

In my great happiness

 

That is all for now my friends

But do not forget the

Bring and Buy on the 6th

And the WI Meeting

On the same day

 

Bless You All

 

Michael