This is our four hundred and ninety-sixth newsletter
And I am so pleased to release it at last
Many of you have seen me
Around the village recently
Deflowering your wives and girlfriends
And what fun I am having
With their wet and dripping cunts
But I have taken time out
From all this endless fucking and sucking
To give you some exciting news
Hold your breath my friends
The great news is that the Bishop
Is visiting our village on the 28th
And I for one cannot wait
For him to put his hands down my trousers
It is a great honour for Brent Bridge
To receive this perverted cunt
And I am sure that you will share
In my great happiness
That is all for now my friends
But do not forget the
Bring and Buy on the 6th
And the WI Meeting
On the same day
Bless You All
Michael