I love watching you shower Jane
All soap and sweet smells
I love your towelled nudity afterwards
And your scrubbed clean appearance
In a short while you will wear your gossamer gown
And your nudity will tease me as you drift around the room
All I can say to you is it jolly hard to write with an erection
What are you doing Stan
I am writing my article for Gerald
This is the second one out of six
What subject are you covering this time around
Russian writers and poets
You know how interested I am in Russian Literature Jane
I wish I had travelled with you to Tolstoy’s railway station
But one cannot travel with a broken leg
Most Russian poets seem to have led tragic lives
I agree
Russia is a tragic country
I feel very sad for it as it is the equal of Europe
Its tragedy is because of its ability to self destruct
Think of it if the revolution had never happened
What do you think it would have been like
An extension of Europe mostly
Who is the subject of your article Stan
Afanasy Fet
The poet
Yes
He is almost unheard of in the West
I agree which is surprising as he was one of greatest Russian lyric poets
Tell me about him
Well he did not die in duel
Or from a tragic disease
He was one of the poets of the Golden Age
Of Pushkin Batyushkov and others
He was a conservative landowner
Yet at the same time was a romantic poet
But due to complications surrounding his birth
He lost his noble title and privileges
When he was only fourteen
This scarred him for a long time
He spent many years trying to regain his nobility
When he was fifty-three the Emperor granted him this nobility
Fet is mainly known for his moving love poems
But that masked a great tragedy in his life
As his great love Maria Lazich commiited suicide
By setting herself on fire because Fet was unable to marry her
Due to her lack of fortune
Would you consider self-immolation if I did not love you Jane
No
That is good to know
I suppose that you would find it difficult as we are centrally heated
You are such a charmer Stan
And for that I am going to wear my dullest clothes
Just to spite you as I know you hate them
I tell you what if you tell me who you are going to write about next then I will stay like this
And a cup of tea with your gown wide open showing your golden cunt
That would be nice
Fuck Off Stan
No biscuits just tea
Then tell me about your next article
Sophia Parnok
You will enjoy her tragic life
A gay girl in Russia at the wrong time
She died young
Sophia had Graves Disease which affected her heart
Which is sad as she was known as the Russian Sappho
You are such an interesting person Stan
But such a shit
Thank you
Custard Creams or Digestives
You choose