Dartling Jane
We took off about forty-five minutes ago and are thousands of feet above fuck knows where
I cannot see much as there is heavy cloud
It is a strange sensation which is difficult to describe
It is almost as if we are in limbo halfway up the stairway to Heaven
I think of God a lot when I am flying and I would like to think that he loves me
Otherwise I am fucked
The cabin is very quiet with a lot of people watching the inflight movie which is a sort of Game of Thrones without the tits
I have a window seat just behind the wing and have a clear view of the massive engines
How big and powerful they are but how small our plane seems in this grey void
I am not sure who the comedian was but he said that he was not scared of flying
It was the flying into mountains that pissed him off
Last night I dreamt that i was on the doomed Chapecoense flight
I often have the same dream before I fly
It is very disturbing as I can see the ground hurtling towards me
And then nothing
I usually wake up in a sweat
A doctor tells me that I was one of six survivors out of seventy-seven poor souls
Selfishly I ask him whether I will play again and am told that my injuries are superficial
And that is all
I would imagine that we are flying above the ice seas
Well at least I can swim that is if I survive the impact and do not freeze to death in the sea
Yes I hate flying
As part of my job I have to fly
I wish I could travel on luxury liners
But I have to be here and there too quickly
Is our lifestyle correct
We like to think that Stan and Jane are Zen people but we are not
Our apartment has cost a fortune
Just to live in London
St P and Kings X used to have a poor reputation
Full of Toms and knocking shops
Bit now it is chic
It is a cafe society
We look down on the unfortunates
When in fact we are the unfortunates
I saw people on the streets in NYC
Nobody gave a fuck about them
It happens in London but we have the Sally Army
Who with others do their bit
Yet in 2022 we have food banks in the UK why
They did not exist when we were young
Maxwell lives in LA and he showed me photos of the poverty on the streets
It is ghastly
A lot are on drugs or are soaked
America is the ultimate multicultural society
Need I say more
It just does not work
Liberal is the most dangerous word in the English Language
I am on my soapbox as I am scared
Not of the flight
But of the inflight meals
It looks like what was sucked into the engines earlier
Yuk
I am reading Death Wish and am getting a few odd looks
Has society changed that much
Bang Bang there goes another one
The sad thing is that when a bad guy gets ventilated
We feel a happiness it satisfies our lust as we are all vigilantes at heart
What amuses me is that all the bad people are either black or from another minority
I should feel bad about this but I do not as I am unconsciously racist
Why else would I read this pulp
I do hope that we do not hit turbulence as I can see whatever is dead on my plate being dead on my lap and roasting my balls at the same time
As I said I will make my own way back from the airport
I am looking forward to seeing and holding you again in my arms
Will close now as I am going to attempt to kill then eat my lunch
It smells horrible and is worse that the shit movie
The plane is more or less on time although the winds are not favourable
As you can see I purchased the drapes and I hope you liked the colour
I have never heard of Blush Grey but I did like the shade
Radio Silence for a while – I will if I can catch up with you again or tell you when I land
Be safe and bankrupt me in London again
I would like to think that I would be overlooking the trains in about eight hours
A confession I broke the rules an purchased a teddy bear for you
Sorry
I have already named it for you
Not Sissy but H D Houdini
You can either love it or throw it out of the window
Closing Now – by jove this food (I do not know what it is or whether it still retains its vital signs) is tasty
Happy Stan Missing Jane
Together Soon Once Again
Stan xxx
ps – check the flight number – my maths degree follows me around the world