Stan are you still awake
Yes
What time is it in NYC
Two minutes past eight
What time is it in the UK
Two minutes past one
What are you doing
Watching The Batman
Is it good
Yes it is very moody
Have you seen it
I watched it last night
Your thoughts
I agree with you it is a moody film
Am I your catwoman
Yes you are very feline in your movements
You are my Batman you know
Really
Yes
There is a darkness about you at times
Is NYC like Gotham
It tries to be
But it is too busy
Millions of people live different lives
Some live crazy lives and some live ordinary lives
Would I like it
I think so or maybe not
It is noisy dirty and busy and you feel crushed by the skyscrapers
What floor are you on
The third floor I insisted on that
What can you see from your window
A deli and a bar to the left and some apartments to the right
Are you tired Jane
I am totally fucked Stan
Same here I have had a full on day
You
The same but I feel that I have a cold starting
Poor you
Have you taken anything
The usual
Then to bed now Jane
Okay you are right
Do you realise that you are about 3600 miles from me
How did you know that
It popped up on the screen
I will watch the rest of the movie tomorrow
Then I am going to pop down to the hotel bar for a nightcap
A soft one I hope
I do not drink you know that
So what are you going to do pick up a hooker
Not nice Jane I am just going to read a newspaper
And just watch the city that never sleeps
That is a cliche Stan
We agreed no cliches
Sorry Jane but it was an American cliche
Forgiven
You are the bat and I am the cat
Bats come out after dark but cats sleep
Where are you
Walking towards the wet room
Remember it we shagged in the shower
I slipped and bruised my arse
Is it still bruised
It is fading as I am
Get ready for bed
I will
You sound sleepy
I am
Sleep well Jane
Share dreams
Yes share dreams
Till tomorrow
Till tomorrow
I hope you cold fades
So do I
Write a fiction a fiction Stan if you have trouble sleeping
I already am
Cheat
I will send it to you when you ring off
You are very special Stan
Too fucking special
Sleep well Jane I will meet you in your dream in a couple of hours
See you then
Cheerio Stan
Goodnight Jane
Bring me back some candy
I have already purchased some for you
You are a fine fellow
And you are my lovely wife
The next sound I will hear is your mobile falling onto the carpet
Dull thud
It is always a dull thud
I sometimes wish we had wooden floors