I met my girlfriend Betty Bleach

At the bus stop on Joe Hill

She was very attractive

And I fell for her straight away

But she was a perverse girl

With some questionable habits

One of these involved urination

Which is an innocent pursuit in itself

But Betty insisted on pissing in my mouth

Which did not turn me on at all

I did not want to appear to be prudish

And risk losing Betty’s love

So I thought of a cunning plan

The big day arrived and I lay in a dry bath

With Betty legs akimbo above me

She started to piss on my chest

But as she travelled towards my mouth

I stopped Betty much to her surprise

She asked me whether I was disgusted with her

I said no as I shared her enthusiasm for experiment

But I had read in our home medical book

That drinking bleach was bad for one’s health