i protect my privacy
and dislike intrusion
i try not to be photographed
and if I am then i disguise myself
i wear dark glasses and look away
if i know a camera is nearby
but last week at a football match
i was caught on film quite by accident
as i used a washroom
after the game
to wash my hands
that had been muddied
when returning a football
this made worldwide news
as i am an abstract expressionist artist