Who is your favourite film character
Annie Hall
What is your favourite month
March
Why
Z
It is the month of the magnolia
Daffodils
We stray
What is your favourite flower
I have many
Your favourite thing about women
Their silence
Seriously
Their beauty
Pet hate
Faggots and ugly women
Biggest fault
Aggression
Biggest strength
My intellect
Favourite book
Daniel Martin
I identify with the character
What could you give to the world
I could teach them to see and think clearly
Do you consider yourself arrogant
No I consider myself self confident
Is that a failing
No
I could export self confidence
Favourite movie
Kaos
Favourite piece of classical music
Rachmaninoff 2
Favourite Pop Group
I do not have one
Song
Bird Song Lene Lovich
Favourite place
Between your legs
Favourite country
I have many
Favourite part of a woman’s body
Depends on my mood
But I do have an interest in a woman’s eyes
They tell me so much about her
Your greatest talent
My poetry
My poetry is exceptional
Favourite City
Paris although I would clean it up
Favourite artist
I have many
Favourite sculptor
Brancusi
Favourite poet
Gerard Manley Hopkins
Poem
Possibly The Shropshire Lad
Food
I have little interest in food
Drink
I do not drink
Colour
Purple
Smell
I do not have a favourite smell
Biggest asset
I am a cunt
Fault
What is a fault
Cat or dog
Hamster
Cat
Do you believe in God
Yes
If you were an artist what would you paint
The light nothing but the light
Are you a photographer
Yes
What is your favourite subject
The light
Favourite actress
Isabelle Adjani
Favourite actor
Either Joaquin Phoenix or Mathieu Almalric
Sartre or Camus
Both
Cities
I tire of them
Inland or coastal
Both
Biggest misconception that people make about you
That I am racist and homophobic
Are you
Yes
Why
Because I can see through the lies
What lies
If you cannot see the lies then I feel sorry for you
What do you think of me
I have no opinion about you
Should I
My name is Michael
My name is Stan
My wife is named Ruth
My wife is named Jane
My wife is black
My wife is blonde
I have never strayed
That is an idiotic statement
Why
Because it is a statement of history
Would you stray
No
Why
Because I respect myself
You
I am not sure of your question Stan
Would you stray
I am happily married
Is your wife beautiful
I think that she is beautiful
But she is rather large
She does not conform to the general concept of beauty I suppose
Jane
Yes
Is she beautiful
Very
Is that the reason you chose her as your partner
It was important as I could not envisage waking up next to an ugly woman
But Jane has everything and makes me look like the dog I am
That is important
Yes
You are a dog
Yes
Am I a dog
I cannot answer that question
Describe yourself Stan
I already have so fuck off
Michael
Stan and Jane