Veronika Dol has an unusual job
She is employed by various churches
To repair and refurbish their ancient Bibles
At present she is polishing the leather cover
Of an incredibly ornate Polish Bible
Veronika Dol is an atheist having lost her entire family
In the Balpas Dahl air disaster in nineteen ninety three
She was one of only six survivors yet this changed her life
As she has no memory of the event because of her infancy
I have know her for many years and often correspond with her
My most recent letter was an account of an incident in Eastbourne
In short I was sitting outside of a cafe counting my trinkets on a table
When a man accused me of stealing fifteen pence that he had carelessly abandoned
I had not noticed his pathetic coins and was angered by his accusation
So I punched him hard in the face injuring his eye socket and was arrested
Yet when I appeared in court I was acquitted as the guy was a registered cunt
Veronika Dol found this hilarious and shared it with her wife Mary Anne
I have since been invited to Berlin to watch two movies
Germany Year Zero which is being shown with Já, Olga Hepnarová