Joe may I call you Joe

Yes Josephine will be okay

You must be very happy

Happy what is happy

One of the seven dwarfs

That question is wrong

Why

Happy who is Happy

Is the correct question

Happy is an abstract word

Is abstract a happy word

You cannot touch it

You cannot eat it

You cannot smell it

You can only feel it

And only then

If your intentions are pure

Je Jeune is an interesting word

What does it mean

Dull without interest

Something like that

Is Je Jeune or Jejune correct

Does it matter

Is it dwarfs of dwarves

I do not know

What is a dwarf

A small person

With an oversized head

Would you fuck a dwarf

Maybe if I had little else to do

Last night you won an Oscar

What did it feel like

Hard and cold to the touch

Was it the best moment

Of your life

No

Really

What was the best moment of your life

The day I committed suicide

I recorded it on film

The platform

The train

The tension

The buffet

The cancelled train

What is it like to be a movie director

I have no idea

Ask a movie director

What will your next movie bee called

W>A>S>P

Surely that should be

W.A.S.P

You might be wright

Mr Fright

Ask an insect

Mr Wright