I have never voted in my life
I have always known and understood
That the idiots are in the majority
So it is certain that they will win
I have no interest in politics
But people interest me
When I say people I mean
People who roughly agree with me
I hate those who disagree
As they agitate me with their stupidity
I wonder why God created these foolish minds
Is it to keep me in my place or something near
I admire him for his sleight of hand